Stanley Kubrick is …
Stanley Kubrick is rolling in his grave.

This is the only …
This is the only Jared commercial i like.

Scariest ad EVER! …
Scariest ad EVER! The thought of your car locking you in just because it wants a diamond necklace is terrifying.

I wish I had HAL as …
I wish I had HAL as my GPS.

Too bad that …
Too bad that necklace is UGLY!

What an eerie GPS …
What an eerie GPS system.

pussy whipped by …
whipped by his GPS unit. sad, really.

Later that day: He …
Later that day: He rips the necklace off and gives it to his wife, meanwhile the car becomes jealous, runs over the garage wall and into their living room. Both Dave and his wife are killed instantly.

Jared: Making the …
Jared: Making the rest of us look bad since 1993.

is that jeff dunham?
is that jeff dunham?

Kinda creepy when a …
Kinda creepy when a GPS somehow finds out your name and starts talking to you and asks what is in your bag!

This portrays women …
This portrays women perfectly as shallow, soulless vultures.

When I purchased my …
When I purchased my Omega watch at Jared the salesperson was quick point out that a quality high end timepiece like the Omega comes with a lifetime battery replacement program (which I ended up having to pay for). What the salesperson didn’t mention is that Jared Jeweler’s does not service Omega watch batteries (as other jewelers do) and that they would need to send my watch “back to the factory for 2-3 months” to replace the battery.

This is definitely …
This is definitely a cross between Eagle Eye & 2001: A Space Odyssey. XD

umm, it’s actually …
umm, it’s actually HAL9000

LMFAO!!!… omg …
LMFAO!!!… omg this will b in the 2009 funniest commericals awards

the 2001 reference …
the 2001 reference was pretty cool though heh

look he went to …
look he went to jared, taht asshole

Hahaha, this is the …
Hahaha, this is the only Jared commercial I can stand.

YOU STOLE MY …
YOU STOLE MY IDEA FOR A JOKE YOU PRICKS. i used that gps joke and HAL2000 for one of my routines and they stole it on April 2008.

haha wow my mom and …
haha wow my mom and I rented it and at first I had no clue if I got the right movie or not. My dad said it was like a classic but in the beginning with the monkeys…..I got very confused
LOL It got extremely boring. The only good parts were with dave and Hal

the movie was made …
the movie was made in 1968…
its called

2001: a space odessey..

and yes they did get it from there.. the most famous line of the movie…
great movie by the way.. go watch it….everyone should..

I’m pretty sure …
I’m pretty sure it’s Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey.

In fact, I know it is.

“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.” major lol.

OMG I know they got …
OMG I know they got the “Dave” idea from an old movie!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE tell me what the name of that movie is! Its been driving my mom an I nutz for over a year!!!!I know it was made in like the 70′s.